Yallingup Getaway Part Two – 16-19 February 2026

Yallingup Getaway; poignant prologue: Roy’s Loan Ranger and my i-Phone PTSD; preview of Madrid 2026 with my new i-Phone Pro Max 17; massively motivated by méthode traditionelle; obsessed with Idée Fixe; wowed by wagyu on the barbie; wooed by Wise Wine, Eagle Bay; Miki’s Open Table in Margaret River town

Prologue: Down South without my phone

Have you ever spent four whole days without your phone? If you’re my age, probably not since the millennium. Well, it happened to me this very week. To shorten the story* a bit (I can see you glazing over already), while Roy and I were dropping off a flashy loan Ranger* at Titan Ford in Perth’s neighbouring port town of Fremantle on the way south to Margaret River, I managed to leave my i-Phone 14 on a ledge in the ladies’ restroom.

  • Sorry, I find myself incapable of shortening the story… especially as I have this pic of Roy posing with the gaudily golden-hued Wildtrak that was parked in front of our house (top right) while Titan Ford awaited a steering-related part for Roy’s Mustang.
Roy with Goldilocks, the loan Ranger from Titan Ford, looking like our local drug dealer